The nicest thing about almond milk is that you can leave it on your desk for three days and still drink it.
Dairy milk becomes significantly less appealing the first time you forget to put it back in the fridge after bringing it to your desk because you’re going to drink six cups in the next two hours and why make yourself get up for milk every time?
Because you are 100% definitely going to forget to put the milk away afterwards. That is the answer. But sometimes you are just a bit lazy, and think Oh, I’ll remember this time.
You are a fool and a teller of lies.
You are not responsible enough to drink dairy.
Almond milk is somewhat less creamy, somewhat different and odd, but it is especially nice with Earl Grey, and does not go bad with quite the malevolent fervor of dairy milk.